Oh husband Dear when I awoke
and saw that text from that strange bloke
and realised that you'd read it too!
Oh Darling, but what could I do?
I freely admit that I'd been smoking
And when I lied I was only joking
and I couldn't help that silly kiss
and now I've spoiled our married bliss...
But you "have a cure" you say to me
As you pull my pants down to my knee
and over your lap I am gently bent
as you read the red card that mother sent
"This hairbrush that I send to you
I know well and so do you
so to save yourself from more disgrace
use it wisely on the proper place!"